Acting Like The First Three Letters From “Assume”
(I’m walking my dog in the park, when I get hit in the back of my head. I turn around.)
Woman: “NEVER ASSUME, YOU BI— Oh, wrong person.”
(She then trots away like nothing happened. I am standing there in shock of the spontaneous attack.)
Me: “Did she just assume I was someone else, and then yell at me for assuming?”