Acting Like Paris In The Hilton
(My boyfriend and I are on a big, romantic European vacation. It’s our first morning in Paris, and we want to get up early. The alarm has just gone off.)
Boyfriend: “Ugh…. Baby, get up and take the first shower.”
Me: “No! I always take the first shower, and let you sleep an extra 15 minutes. It’s not fair. You get up first.”
Boyfriend: “You’re wasting time! Get up!”
Me: “At least give me 30 seconds to wake up!”
Boyfriend: “NO!” *starts pushing me off the bed*
Me: “What are you doing!?”
Boyfriend: “Get. Up.” *fully pushes me off the bed*
Me: “Why would you do that? You’re so mean!”
Boyfriend: “Oh, my God! It’s like dealing with a two year old.”
Me: *sitting on the floor* “I really, really hate you right now.”
Boyfriend: “Stop being such a child.”
(I angrily shower and come back to the bedroom to find him sound asleep.)
Me: “Babe, your turn.”
Boyfriend: “Noooooooo.”
Me: “Who’s the child!?”
(We both end up giggling.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?