Acting Like They Were Born Yesterday
(My dog has just given birth to puppies. Two days later, when I take them and the mother to the SPCA — Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals — to get checked:)
SPCA Person: “If you want us to check your dog who just had puppies, you need to supply a certificate to show she’s been neutered.”
Me: “…”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.