Acting Like A Jersey Housewife

| Related | April 2, 2012

(I get up the courage to ask the guy I like to prom, and find out another girl already asked him. I’m extremely upset and venting to my mom.)

Me: “I was walking up the stairs today and I just wanted to spit on her head!”

Mom: “Now, it’s not her fault.”

Me: “Fine! I want to spit on the situation’s head!”

Mom: “You have something against Jersey Shore?”

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