Acting Childish
(It’s my first day working at a restaurant in town. I am a dishwasher, and am told to bring cups to the front because the waitresses are too busy. I pick up a tub filled with glasses, and open the kitchen door, which is right by the bathroom.)
Small Child: “I’M COMING MOM!”
(Suddenly I feel something small ram me in the middle of my back, and I topple to the floor, still holding the tub.)
Small Child: “OH MY GOD, MY LEG!”
Childs Parent: “OH MY GOD, WHAT DID YOU DO? YOU DELIBERATELY TRIED TO HURT MY SON! YOU MONSTER! I’LL HAVE YOU FIRED!”
(The child and his parent seek out the owner. They go into a rant about how I tried to kill the small child, while I have finished limping back to the kitchen. Eventually, the owner comes into the kitchen and pulls me aside, barely able to keep a straight face.)
Owner: “Look kid, I know it’s your first day, but you can’t go around trying to kill small children. I know they are a pain in the a**, but we usually go for crippling moves, not killing ones.”
(The owner grins and walks away, before stopping for a moment and turning around.)
Owner: “Oh, and [waitress] says you didn’t drop a single glass. Keep that up and you might stick around for a while.”
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