Acting Cents-less
Me: “And how would you like that $500?”
Customer: “In one bill.”
Me: *trying to be nice* “Would five hundreds do?”
Customer: “No! One bill!”
(I give her five hundreds, and she throws them back at me. My supervisor comes over.)
Supervisor: “Problem?”
Customer: “Yes, he refuses to give me what I want.”
Supervisor: “There is no $500 bill.”
Customer: “Yes, there is!”
Supervisor: “Not since the late 1800s ma’am.”
Customer: “I remember seeing it!”
Supervisor: “Then might I say you look great for your age!”
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What is the most stupid reason a customer has asked to see your manager?
