Acting And Dressing Childish

| UK | Friendly | May 5, 2016

(I’m at the cinema to watch an animated kid’s movie with my friends. We are all over 25. One of my friends is absolutely tiny, not even five foot tall.)

Friend #1: “Oh, we’re the oldest here without any kids.”

Me: “Awkward…”

Tiny Friend: “My panties are age 10, my shorts age 11, and my shirt age 13. I count as a child.”

Tiny Friend’s Boyfriend: “Age 13 shirt? I thought you’re normally an 11?”

Tiny Friend: “I at least want to pretend I have boobs…”

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