Accusations Wood Require Hard Proof
(My landscaping company gets an early job at 7:45 AM at a residence. While starting on the lawn, the customer suddenly comes barging out of his house. It’s obvious that he’s just woken up.)
Customer: “DO YOU B*STARDS KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?! It’s 7:45! I said show up at 8:45!”
(Note: the customer is wearing sweat pants and has some REALLY bad morning wood going on.)
Boss: “Sir, you said 7:45. We talked about this two days ago.”
(As my boss says this, all of the workers are trying not to laugh at the customer’s morning wood.)
Customer: “Screw you! I knew what I asked for! I will show you I wrote it down!”
(A couple of moments later, he comes back out wearing an embarrassed face.)
Customer: “I got the time wrong. Sorry…” *goes back inside, still with morning wood*
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Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
