Not In A Superposition To Argue

(My boyfriend and I are having dinner. We’re currently trying to have a family and at this point I might be pregnant. However, we don’t know yet.)

Me: “There’s too much broccoli on my plate.”

Boyfriend: “You still should eat it, for the maybe baby.”

Me: “Honey, we don’t even know if I’m pregnant yet.”

Boyfriend: “That means the baby is both alive and dead right now. So, your womb is like Schrödingers box!”