Abuse The Force

(My fiancé and I are discussing what we would do if we were suddenly graced with abilities from certain movies/games.)

Fiancé: “Being a superhero and choosing a super power would be pretty sweet, but I think I’d rather be a Jedi.”

Me: “I agree! Jedi have a pretty good range of awesome abilities, but if we were in the Star Wars world, you would have to kill me.”

(My fiancé gives me a look of betrayal and heartbreak.)

Fiancé: “Why would I have to kill you?!”

Me: “Let’s be realistic for a second. If I had the ability to force-choke people, I would abuse the h*** out of it!”