Absolutely Teddifying

(I love soft toys and my room is full of them. I don’t like children much. I am with my sister and holding a teddy bear.)

Me: “I wish my teddy can talk and also jump in my arms when it see me.”

Sister: “It’s a teddy, not a kid. And it will actually be scary if your teddy can jump and talk on its own, like it is possessed.”

Me: “Considering my dislike for kids, a jumping and talking kid would be more scary than a teddy.”