Abraca-dumb-ra & Ala-clock-zam

(It’s very slow at work, so I goof around by pointing my hand at the clock and pretending to move it like a sorcerer.)

Coworker: “What are you doing?”

Me: “Trying to make time go faster.”

Coworker: *completely serious* “Can you actually do that?!”

Me: “…No. I was joking.”

Coworker: “If you could actually do that, that’d come in handy!”