About To Start A Star Trek Time War

Mom: “Hey, I want to see the Dalek thing in that Star Trek movie you were watching last month!”

Me: “Um, what?”

Mom: “Which movie was it in?”

Me: “Star Trek? What’s a Dalek?”

(Mom shows me a picture.)

Mom: “Well, I don’t mean exactly this. It just looked like that! And it made funny noises.”

Me: “Are you talking about R2D2 in Star Wars?!”