About To Start A Food Feud

I work in a popular theme park at one of the busiest restaurants on the property. It’s spring break, and we are at capacity. There are about ninety mobile orders alone being prepared, and we have this gem come up.

Guest: “FOOD! I WANT MY FOOD! HOW MUCH LONGER DO I NEED TO WAIT? HELLLOOO?! I’VE BEEN HERE FOR OVER FIVE MINUTES! I THOUGHT THIS WAS QUICK SERVICE!”

Coworker: “Hi there. Yes, it is. We’ve got a bit of a wait. The line is very long, and we’re moving as quickly as we can. I do apologize for the delay.”

The guest begins yelling louder and banging his fists on the counter like a toddler throwing a tantrum.

Guest: “I WANT MY FOOD! I WANT MY FOOD! FOOD! NOW!”

The lobby goes silent as everyone watches this spectacle.

Coworker: *Not missing a beat* “Right away. I’ll go ahead and try to push it through.” *Turns to the kitchen* “CAN I GET A RUSH ON ORDER [ORDER NUMBER]?!”

Everyone who was waiting in front of the guest just stared him down, and he took his food and did the walk of shame to go find a table.

The kicker? He had to stand up to eat because all the tables were occupied.