About To Lose His Queen

(I am a martial artist, and my girlfriend never stops teasing me about it.)

Girlfriend: “Why don’t you try a real sport?”

Me: “Karate IS a real sport!”

Girlfriend: “Really? Do you play on a team? Can you win?”

Me: “It’s in the Olympics.”

Girlfriend: “Chess is recognized as a sport by the Olympics.”

Me: “Do you need a cup for chess?”

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