About To Enter Space Dock

(My boyfriend and I are lying in bed. We’re watching an episode of ‘Star Trek’ in which Scotty plays a significant role. My hand is unintentionally placed near my boyfriend’s lap.)

Me: “Beam me up, Scotty!”

Boyfriend: *looking at my hand* “You know, you could beam something up, too…”

Me: “Um. Seriously?”

Boyfriend: “Make it so!”