About To Compute A Slap
(I am snuggling with my boyfriend when suddenly he dives under the covers and starts play with my boobs.)
Boyfriend: “Beep, beep.”
Me: “What are you doing?”
Boyfriend: “Trying to turn your sexy level up, but the computer says it’s at the highest.”
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