About To Become An X

| Romantic | February 7, 2015

(My boyfriend and I are lying in bed trying to think of something to do. Bored, I grab his face with my right hand and place my fingers on either side of his mouth. I squeeze his face and his mouth opens up, then I get a bright idea.)

Me: *while squeezing my boyfriend’s face to make his mouth move at the right times* “A B C D E F G H I J K…”

Boyfriend: *starts laughing* “What are you doing?”

Me: “Stop. This is serious business. Just keep a straight face. Now then, where was I? L M N O P Q R S T…”

Boyfriend: *starts laughing again*

Me: “Stoooooop! U V W…”

Boyfriend: *between bouts of laughter* “I can’t take it; I’m sorry.”

Me: “God d*** it, [Boyfriend], we’re never going to make it to nationals if you can’t keep a straight face!”

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