About To Become A Twi-fight

(One day, I hear raised voices coming from my boss’s office. It’s my boss and another manager. Note: both are “macho” guys and let everyone know it.)

My Boss: “…but it makes no sense for her to go back to Edward! He was no good for her!”

Manager: “But Jacob is too manipulative! He’s hidden a lot from her, and I don’t think Bella should be with someone who doesn’t deal straight with her!”

(I ran to my desk so I could have a good, hard laugh at the macho men fighting over Twilight!)