About To Be Very Cheesed Off
Restaurant | Right
| September 6, 2016
(This happens when the couple I just served are paying.)
Me: “Was everything okay?”
Customer: “Well, almost. I found that the cheese was very dry, tough and flavorless.”
Me: “All right, what did you order?”
Customer: “It was [dish].”
Me: “Hm. That shouldn’t come with cheese.”
Customer: “Well, there still was some. It was under the bread.”
Me: “That… would be a yellow napkin.”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
