About To Be Unhappy-Go-Lucky

| Romantic | April 29, 2014

(I feel like saying something romantic to my boyfriend.)

Me: “Hey, honey?”

Boyfriend: *half listening, half watching TV* “Hmmm?”

Me: “I was just thinking about how lucky I am that you’re in my life. You are the best thing that’s ever happened to me.”

Boyfriend: “Aww. I am not that lucky.”

(I stare at him for a second.)

Boyfriend: “Wait, what? That’s… no! Not what I meant! No!”

Me: “Yeah… This is going on the Internet.”

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