About To Be Charged With Something Else
Customer: “Do you sell a charger for this phone?”
Me: “We usually do, but I’m not sure if we have any in stock. I’ll have a look for you.”
(I look on our accessories wall. I’m too busy to notice the customer has walked up behind me.)
Customer: *low voice* “It’s just that the prostitutes keep stealing mine.”
Me: “Um…”
Customer: “Did you want to know that?”
Me: “Not really.”