About To Be A War Of The Roses
(The customer is purchasing a large bouquet of flowers.)
Me: “Wow! That’s a big arrangement. Is it a birthday, anniversary, or apology?”
Customer: “I slept with my girlfriend’s sister last night.”
Me: “I’m going make you up something bigger with more roses. There’s a gourmet chocolate shop down the road.”
Customer: “Thanks.”
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Question of the Week
Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?
