A Wrinkle In Time

(I am serving a family that has twins. Being a twin myself, I end up talking to them for a while.)

Twin #1: “I’m the youngest!”

Me: *laughing* “It’s usually the oldest that likes to brag.”

Twin #1: “Yeah, but it means he’s getting wrinkles first.”

Twin #2: “I’m only 19 minutes older, though!”

Twin #1: “Exactly. Those wrinkle-free 19 minutes are going to be great!”