A Workplace Discovery
Working
| September 12, 2016
(I work for a police department. This occurs entirely over the radio.)
Dispatch: “[Officer #1], loose animal at [Address]. Resident is stating there is a lizard in her closet.”
(Long silence.)
Officer #1: “Is it poisonous?”
Officer #2: “There are no poisonous lizards in North America.”
Officer #3: “According to the Discovery channel, the gila monster is native to North America, and is identifiable by its black and orange markings.”
Officer #1: “Thanks, Discovery Channel.”
Officer #4: “If it’s a chameleon, you’re gonna have a hard time finding it.”
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Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
