A Word Away From Being Manhandled

(I am seven months pregnant with a huge belly.)

Customer: *laughing* “Oh man, you totally look like you’re pregnant!”

Me: “Well yes, sir, I am. What can I get you?”

Customer: “But that’s just impossible. It’s so ridiculous!”

Me: “I can assure you, sir, it’s not. I am pregnant. Can I get you something?”

Customer: *points at my nametag* “Look! You even have a girl’s name!”

Me: “That’s because I’m a girl. I am a PREGNANT GIRL. Now, can I get you anything to eat?”

Customer: *walks away, laughing hysterically* “A pregnant boy, that’s just crazy!”

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