A Woman’s Terrible Secret
(My boyfriend and I are getting ‘romantic’ in the bedroom, and he gets a little rough.)
Me: “Be careful, there’s tear-able stuff in there.”
(He looks at me strangely.)
Boyfriend: “What?”
(I start laughing.)
Me: “Tear-able, not terrible!”
(I couldn’t stop laughing for about five minutes.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?