A Whole New Meaning To Racing Games
(I work for a Singapore-based business. We support computer equipment, that often includes a free PC game.)
Customer: “Do y’all have any games that isn’t about [slur to describe Chinese people] or [slur describing black people]?”
Coworker: “Um, I’m sorry, what?”
Customer: “F****** c****’s and n*****’s! All the games I got from your company have those people in them.”
Coworker: “I’m sorry you’re disappointed in the free games, but I’m going to have ask you to use more respectful language.”
Customer: “Yeah, I know they make you say that kind of nonsense. You’re going to have to replace these games though. I can’t play a game about those people.”
Coworker: “Like I said, sir, the games are free. If you’re offended, may I suggest not playing them?”
(My coworker presses the mute button and talks to the supervisor on duty.)
Coworker: “Can I disconnect someone for being racist?”
(The supervisor looks at the picture of my coworker’s very racially diverse family, and then picks up the phone.)
Supervisor: “Sir, I’m afraid that my c**** and n***** coworkers and I at our c**** company are going to have to ask you to take your racist game needs somewhere else. If you can find a single game anywhere that doesn’t have an Asian or Black person working on it, you are welcome to it. Please don’t call again.” *click*
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?