A Whole New Level Of Mushy Love

(I am at work, talking to my boyfriend about our plans for later that night. We are going to a movie theater that also serves a variety of food and drinks to you at your seat.)

Me: “I may have to pick my meal based on mushiness. I got a bunch of teeth drilled this morning and it kinda hurts when I chew.”

Boyfriend: “Aww, babe. I’ll chew it for you!”

Me: “More gross than romantic, but thanks.”

Boyfriend: “I’d say it’s 50/50.”