A Whole New Class Of Weirdness

(My one-year-old son can’t talk yet, but he likes to communicate with his four-year-old sister. He’s making faces, hoping she’ll catch on.)

Me: *to my son* “You’re an utter weirdo.”

Daughter: *to me* “Yes, [Brother] is an utter weirdo. And I’m only a normal weirdo. Right, Dad?”