Boobs That Can Win Battles

(To preface, I have naturally large breasts. They are so large I have to special order my bras online and due to recent bad weather my package has been delayed twice. I’m annoyed at this point and complaining to my mom about it.)

Mom: “Aww, your slingshots aren’t coming today?”

Me: “Mom, you can’t really call them slingshots. With boobs this big they’re more like trebuchet.”