A Weighty Issue

(My boyfriend decides he wants to try being silly, and randomly lays his head on my keyboard as I read a webpage.)

Me: “What are you doing?”

Boyfriend: “Cats do it. They lay on keyboards and look cute.”

Me: “I usually throw my cat across the room when he does that.”

Boyfriend: *sits back up* “You wouldn’t do that to me, would you?”

Me: “Of course not.” *clicks to a different webpage* “I can’t lift you up that high.”

Boyfriend: “I see how it is. You love me as far as you can throw me!”