A Weighty Issue, Part 2
(My boyfriend has just gotten home from work. I mention I have to go shopping tonight. I’ve recently had some health problems and the medication has caused me to gain quite a bit of weight.)
Boyfriend: “Why?”
Me: “Because I’m fat and I need new clothes.”
Boyfriend: “You’re not fat.”
Me: “The fact that I need bigger clothes begs to differ.”
Boyfriend: *pauses, and I think I’ve stumped him, when finally…* “That just means you’re growing up!”
Me: *dies laughing*
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?