A Weebly Weird Conversation
(I am waiting in line at a fast food restaurant. The couple behind me, who looks to be in their late twenties, are discussing their orders.)
Guy: “Have you tried the bacon, mushroom, and Swiss cheese burger?”
Girl: “Yeah, it wasn’t bad, but I’m not a huge fan of mushrooms.”
Guy: *starts singing super quietly* “Mushroom! Mushroom!”
Girl: *also super quietly* “It’s a snake! A snaaaaaake! A snaaaaake!”
Both: “Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger!”
(They then went back to their conversation about various menu items, completely normal.)
This story is part of our Snakes roundup!
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What are some stupid customer moments you’ve experienced?
