A Watered-Down Service

| Working | March 6, 2014

(There’s a certain coworker that has been ignoring and annoying the customers. One night, we’re very packed and I see a young woman come in. The following is a conversation between them:)

Woman: “Hi. Can I get a table over by the window?”

Coworker: *ignores her*

Woman: “Excuse me. Could I get the table over by the window, please?”

Coworker: *continues to ignore her*

(By now, the woman is slightly irritated but manages to keep calm. After a few minutes of ignoring her, the worker finally gives her the table.)

Coworker: *mumbling* “What do you wanna eat?”

Woman: “Excuse me?”

Coworker: *sighs dramatically* “Are you f***ing deaf, lady? I asked you what you want to eat. Are you gonna tell me or not?”

(The woman has a look of anger but instead grins and I’ll never forget what she does next.)

Woman: *smiling to me* “Miss? Yes, you. Could you bring that glass of water over here?”

Me: “Yes, ma’am.”

Woman: “Here’s one on the house, a**hole!”

(She tosses the water in his face, completely catching him off guard. I try my best not to laugh as she picks up her purse and leaves. The coworker shouts profanities at her while someone fetches the manager. After my statement against him, the manager fires him.)

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