A Warning Siren Required
Aunt: “So, you’re smart, and you’re an animal person, right?”
Me: “Yup.”
Aunt: “So, can I ask you a question?”
Me: “Sure.”
Aunt: “Do mermaids exist?
Me: “…what?”
Aunt: “So, you’re smart, and you’re an animal person, right?”
Me: “Yup.”
Aunt: “So, can I ask you a question?”
Me: “Sure.”
Aunt: “Do mermaids exist?
Me: “…what?”
