A Waking Nightmare

(I’ve just woken up from a nightmare and turn to cuddle my boyfriend to comfort myself.)

Boyfriend: *laughs evilly, completely freaking me out*

Me: “Uhh… babe? Wh- what’s going on?”

Boyfriend: *menacingly* “Don’t worry about it…”

(I didn’t sleep for the rest of the night, and he had no recollection of the incident!)