A Waking Nightmare
(I’ve just woken up from a nightmare and turn to cuddle my boyfriend to comfort myself.)
Boyfriend: *laughs evilly, completely freaking me out*
Me: “Uhh… babe? Wh- what’s going on?”
Boyfriend: *menacingly* “Don’t worry about it…”
(I didn’t sleep for the rest of the night, and he had no recollection of the incident!)
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
