A Very Stinky Delivery

, , , , | Right | October 3, 2018

(I’m in the cash office and answer the phone.)

Me: “[Store], how may I help you?”

Customer: “Do you do home delivery?”

Me: “We personally don’t, but I have a business card for someone who does.” *gives info*

Customer: “Oh, I don’t want her. She charges.”

Me: “Well, yes. I mean, it is her job, so she probably charges for the service.”

Customer: *growing irate* “Well, what am I supposed to do, then? My legs hurt and I’m out of toilet paper!”

Me: “I really don’t know what to tell you, sir.”

Customer: “Well, I guess I’ll just wipe my a** with my hand, then!”

Me: *hangs up*

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