A Very Picky Partner

(My boyfriend and I are leaving a restaurant. I stop at the curb, and yell “CURB TOLL.” He knows that if I do this that I want a kiss.)

Boyfriend: *hands the doggy bag to me and tries to pick me up, which he knows I hate*

Me: “No, no, no! I don’t want to be picked up!”

Boyfriend: “Well, I’m sorry, but this is the only way I know how. I’m no good at pickup lines.”