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A Very Petit Apocalypse

| Working | April 15, 2015

(Our local amusement park has a special event going on in October where you can go to haunted houses and various employees are dressed up as zombies, ghouls, etc. Quite frequently they’ll walk up behind people in order to scare them. I’m a very petite woman so many of them think I’m an easy target.)

Zombie: *coming up right beside me and in a creepy voice* “HELLO THERE!”

Me: “Hi!”

Zombie: *stares at me obviously a bit disappointed in my reaction*

Me: “Lovely evening, isn’t it?”

Zombie: “Shut up.” *walks away*