Love In The Time Of Zombies, Part 5

(Because of work and both of us having been sick, my fiancée and I haven’t had sex for six weeks, and I’ve just told her that. Note that I’m also obsessed with zombies, which annoys her.)

Fiancée: “Oh, my God. I didn’t realize it had been that long! I’m really, really, sorry!”

Me: *I stick my arms out stiffly and stagger* “Yep, we have a dead bedroom!”

Fiancée: “Do you want to make it undead, or not? Because your zombie impression is not at all sexy!”