A Very Impressive Personality

, , , , | Right | May 3, 2018

(I always try to have fun with my customers. I know my audience, so when the opportunity presents itself, I will say something wildly sarcastic and condescending to my customer, and they will either laugh or banter back with me. I am at the hostess stand, and an elderly man comes up.)

Man: “I’m just going to sit here and wait for my family to come out of the bathroom.”

Me: *in the snootiest voice I can muster* “Sir… That particular chair is reserved for VIPs.”

Man: *gently puts his hand on my shoulder* “Sweetie… That would be me.”

(Made my night!)

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