A Very Direct Message
(A man I don’t know sends me a direct message on Facebook:)
Man: “Hey, you. How’s it going?”
Me: “I’m all right. Do I know you?”
Man: “No, but you could.”
Me: “Do we have mutual friends?”
Man: “Don’t think so.”
Me: “Did you see me at work or something?”
Man: “Wish I did!”
Me: “How did you come across my profile?”
Man: “Just looking for cuties. So, tell me about yourself.”
Me: “I’m actually pretty boring.”
Man: A beauty like you? No way.”
Me: “Yeah. Pretty boring.”
Man: “You got a picture?”
Me: “Don’t you know what I look like?”
Man: “I’d like to know more.”
Me: “No, thanks.”
Man: “I’ll trade you.”
Me: “No.”
Man: “I’m not ashamed.”
Me: “I’m not available.”
Man: “Nobody has to know.”
Me: “I don’t involve myself with d***wads.”
Man: “Well, I don’t involve myself with ugly f****** c***s like you.”
Me: “Then I guess we’re done here.”
Man: “Your p**** probably stinks.”
Me: “I guess you’ll never know.”
Man: “You’d be lucky to swallow my c*m.”
Me: “Your mother should have swallowed you.”
Man: “F*** YOU!”
Me: “Apparently, you’re not. Have a nice life!”
(I blocked him immediately.)
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