A Very Closeted Couple
(My boyfriend and I have just finished making love on the floor of his closet. Afterwards, he starts laughing.)
Me: “What’s so funny?”
Boyfriend: “You know how people come out of the closet?”
Me: “Yeah?”
Boyfriend: “We’re different. We came in the closet!”
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Tell us about a customer who got caught in a lie!
