A Very Close Shave

(I’m playing Taboo with some friends, the game where you have to get a player to guess a word without saying certain other words. The word I have to get my friend to guess is “barber”.)

Me: “Okay, it’s related to males. They sever that shaggy stuff on the top of your—”

Friend: “Circumcision!”

Me: “—off the top of your HEAD.” *I burst out laughing* “Shaggy stuff! What the h*** does your junk look like?!”

Friend: *in a fit of giggles* “I was thinking about ‘male!'”

(I show him the card.)

Me: “I meant as opposed to hairdresser!”