A Verbal Duel Of The Fates

A friend and I are waiting for a midnight showing of a Star Wars movie. We’re telling jokes to pass the time.

Friend: “If Ani is short for Anakin and Obi is short for Obi-Wan, then what is Luke short for?”

Me: “Uhm…”

Friend: “A stormtrooper!”

Me: “Well, great. I’m never going to be able to beat that, so now we have to stand here in silence for the next hour.”