A Tweetable Moment

Coworker: *Looking out the window next to her desk.* “Huh.”

Me: “What?”

Coworker: “That bird on the tree. It has a worm.”

Me: “So? Birds eat worms.”

Coworker: *Takes a picture of it.* “Time stamped at 4:05 PM.”

Me: “What’s so fascinating about a bird eating a worm?”

Coworker: “Gonna text this to my dad, who aggressively woke me up at 5:30 AM every day. Early bird always gets the worm, my a**!”