A Turn For The Worse
A customer has been putting money on green on the roulette wheel every time.
Customer: “Hey! What gives!?”
Me: “What do you mean, sir?”
Customer: “That was supposed to be green!”
Me: “It wasn’t supposed to be anything, sir. It’s a game of chance. No one knows where it’s going to land.”
Customer: “Not true! It’s guaranteed to be green once every ten spins!”
Me: “That’s not true.”
Customer: “Yes, it is! Or why else would I put all my rent on this?”
Me: “I can’t answer that, sir.”
I could, but I didn’t want to be fired.
