A Trifle Concerned

| Romantic | October 15, 2013

Me: “Hey! We should stop at that park and pick some crabapples. I want to eat them.”

Boyfriend: “You can’t eat crabapples.”

Me: “No! You totally can! I read about it on an urban foraging blog. You can make them into relishes and jelly.”

Boyfriend: “You could eat poop but that doesn’t make it a good idea.” *pondering look* “Though I suppose you couldn’t make poop jelly.”

Me: “I could make poop jelly. You can make anything into jelly if you add enough fruit pectin and sugar.”

Boyfriend: *horrified look*

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