A Trifle Concerned
Me: “Hey! We should stop at that park and pick some crabapples. I want to eat them.”
Boyfriend: “You can’t eat crabapples.”
Me: “No! You totally can! I read about it on an urban foraging blog. You can make them into relishes and jelly.”
Boyfriend: “You could eat poop but that doesn’t make it a good idea.” *pondering look* “Though I suppose you couldn’t make poop jelly.”
Me: “I could make poop jelly. You can make anything into jelly if you add enough fruit pectin and sugar.”
Boyfriend: *horrified look*
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
