A Total Eclipse Of Heavy Metal
(My crush, my best friend, and I are sitting together at lunch. My crush is known for being into heavy metal and horror stuff, but my best friend and I are part of the few that know he’s got a sappy, sensitive side too. I catch him staring at me.)
Me: “…what?”
Crush: “Your eyes are really bright.”
(Silence…)
Crush: “Er… which is good, because I can see my reflection in them. I can see how handsome I am.”
Best Friend: “You’re so vain.”
Crush: “Oh? Let’s see if I can see my reflection in your eyes, too. Maybe I can stare into your soul and put a curse on you.”
Me: *chuckling* “Stop trying to salvage your male pride. It’s not working. That bright-eyes comment was sappy and we all know it.”
(He grinned mischievously, acknowledging defeat.)
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